catpiper: (orla orla hypothesis)
Ren "Renothy Cat" ([personal profile] catpiper) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2018-06-15 02:00 pm

iStone announcement

[There are [2] very important reasons Ren's speaking to the world at large right now. Number one:]

June 19th is Tim's birthday, so you should smile if you see him and tell him he did a good job getting older. He's very good at that. [Pause, and then-] He has a talent for making birthdays too. If you don't know yours, he can tell you. I think he uses magic for that kind of thing.

But you have to say 'Happy Birthday, Tim' first-that's what you do.

[Nice.

And for the second item on her terrible agenda.
]

What sound does a turtle make? It's not 'nya' or 'woof' or 'neigh' and they don't know what bubbles mean.

[They're weird!! Someone help. She needs to tell these animals something very important and she has no idea how to do it.]
tomodachi: (brings all the tallyhos to the yard)

[personal profile] tomodachi 2018-06-23 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see 'em try to bite someone tough like me.

[Crow no--]
tomodachi: (you just gotta live a little more)

[personal profile] tomodachi 2018-06-26 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
They won't! Trust me, I got this.

[I mean, he's write that it won't hurt, but he can't guarantee that they won't try to bite him anyway.]
tomodachi: (with a thief you're in glad company)

[personal profile] tomodachi 2018-06-27 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, we should!

[thank god is he actually seeing sense for once--]

It'll be much more fun having him do this too!

[... oh. of course he would see it that way.]
tomodachi: (you just gotta live a little more)

[personal profile] tomodachi 2018-06-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Then let's go look for him!

[He starts to walk away from her as if expecting her to just follow automatically, but then he pauses, turning back to face her.]

And hey, don't worry so much: with the three of us working together, we'll totally be able to get this done, yeah?