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iStone announcement
[There are [2] very important reasons Ren's speaking to the world at large right now. Number one:]
June 19th is Tim's birthday, so you should smile if you see him and tell him he did a good job getting older. He's very good at that. [Pause, and then-] He has a talent for making birthdays too. If you don't know yours, he can tell you. I think he uses magic for that kind of thing.
But you have to say 'Happy Birthday, Tim' first-that's what you do.
[Nice.
And for the second item on her terrible agenda.]
What sound does a turtle make? It's not 'nya' or 'woof' or 'neigh' and they don't know what bubbles mean.
[They're weird!! Someone help. She needs to tell these animals something very important and she has no idea how to do it.]
June 19th is Tim's birthday, so you should smile if you see him and tell him he did a good job getting older. He's very good at that. [Pause, and then-] He has a talent for making birthdays too. If you don't know yours, he can tell you. I think he uses magic for that kind of thing.
But you have to say 'Happy Birthday, Tim' first-that's what you do.
[Nice.
And for the second item on her terrible agenda.]
What sound does a turtle make? It's not 'nya' or 'woof' or 'neigh' and they don't know what bubbles mean.
[They're weird!! Someone help. She needs to tell these animals something very important and she has no idea how to do it.]
not here
[No, it's...actually quite fair. He deserves it. He definitely deserves it. He just sighs and pockets his stone without answering, and wonders if there's anyplace he might be able to hide for the duration of the day before deciding, reluctantly, that this would be in poor taste.]
[Well, fuck.]