Speech Stones

[suspecteverything]

[A seriously pissed off voice comes through the speaking stones at a volume that's probably painful.  There's enough honest threat in the tone to be rather unsettling.]

Hey, Storyteller!  I have a bone to pick with you!  One I'm going to beat you with afterward.  The only question is whether that bone is going to be ripped out of your body or if I'm going to find it elsewhere. 

[Jules has no idea if the Storyteller gets messages through the stones or not, but he's damn well going to try.]

Comments

[hellawrath]

[Excuse her as she has a hearty laugh over some chucklefuck trying to lecture her about survival. Walk a couple hundred years in her shoes and then get back to her, bucko. Stabbed in the back, that's fuckin cute.]

Shit, who dropped you as a baby and stole your lollipops? That's some like, hardcore edgy truths you're laying down here, darling. Anyway listen, I'm not gonna try to change your mind? I've got way better shit to do with my life. All I'm sayin is, I think it's smarter to work with the being "in charge" - for whatever bargain-bin definition of that - than against them. Maybe they're full of shit, and maybe I'm gonna eat my bro's hat one day, but-- Having a say in what happens, in what they do? That's a chance I'd be a real fool to pass up.

If you're interesting in the facts from somebody who's been here since the fucking start of this stank ass island vacay, hit me up. Otherwise, next time you feel like ripping the rabbit a new one, go yell at em in the temple, okay? Don't blow up everyone's Stones, for fuck's sake, that's not what I li-te-ral-ly invented them for. They're probably not even listening to this channel, dumbass.

[suspecteverything]

[Ah yes, he's used to this. Everyone sees what they want to see. The actual truth doesn't matter. He's lived his entire life with people seeing him the way they want to see him and assuming his life has been if not wonderful, at least tolerable. While he wasn't young by Andarion standards, he wouldn't be considered old either, yet he'd dealt with more than most Andarions did in their multi-century lifetimes.]

Someone would have had to have been willing to touch me as a baby to pick me up and drop me. Not that they didn't think about it, I'm sure. Be glad you've lived under people who you can trust enough to "work under them." Hell, beyond trusting them that you can tolerate your name being attached to theirs.

Oh, well, if that's not what they're invented for I guess I should just stop. On second though, why the hell would I?

[Congratulations, now that he knows this pisses you off you might be getting some random "blow up" messages just to piss you off further. Poke the lorina, man...]

[hellawrath]

[Man this dude's a riot. Lup snorts at his overdramatic baby bullshit, though at his "threat" there's a definite sharp edge to her amusement.]

Cuz I'm gonna break into your house and shove it up your ass if you don't?

[suspecteverything]

[Too bad none of it is bullshit. In fact, he's not even being overly dramatic. That actually happened.]

Hey, if you have a death wish go ahead. I could use the entertainment.

[His home isn't totally booby trapped, but nobody is getting in there if they don't have telekinesis of some kind or another.]

[hellawrath]

[She does have a variety of spells at her disposal, so her chances might not be the worst.]

Cool, me too! What's your address, homie?

[Or she can just punch him whenever she runs into him.]

[suspecteverything]

A piece of shit rock on a dumb ass island.

[Well, she could try. He's had enough of that in his life that now that he has abilities to stop it he keeps them at quick disposal. Invisible force fields are amazing.]