[it's almost like he was raised in hell!]

- just enough for the meat to slough off. You should've seen the look on his face! [There's a chorus of laughter, before the original speaker continues in a more mocking tone:] Mike wanted to do something else - what was that idea you had again, Mike? Better than lava?

Oh, come on, you know lava's played out. Sure, it's a classic, but we've all seen the endless wasteland of lava pits before.