Wh- [Church makes a short choked sound.] Why not just call it an ostrich? That's just what they're called, we don't have anything called a chocobo, that doesn't even sound like English! ...Not that ostrich does, either! I don't know, it's probably something Latin, like, from the scientific name or something.

Maybe I will come by and see if your weird 'chocobo' is anything like an ostrich, or an emu, or a fucking cassowary or whatever.